Just flew out today on my way home to Virginia.

It is a nice airport, but the security is just petty bullshit. In my humble opinion, there is way too much post 9-11 security bullshit infringing on our civil liberties. (Yes Barra Obama and your FISA flip flop, I’m looking at you. Prick!)

Anyway, these overweight dildo security fuckers pulled me for an extra special search. It amounted to using a red container for my shoes and having air blown on me. WTF ever.

Meanwhile, some little pasty-ass college girl in the same line was given the third degree. I’m talking being patted down, air blown up her shirt, and some detector waved under her feet. She got everything but a pelvic examine, but who knows what happened after I left.

So while this shit is going on, a huge bottleneck of several hundred people are waiting to pass security.

News flash Homeland Security, with all your nonsense security “improvements” the terrorists no longer need to get on the plane. If they detonate suicide bombs in the bottleneck that is created waiting to board, they’ll kill more people than if they were actually on the aircraft.

FIX IT!!!!!