I want to go to Nigeria, get a video camera, some local people that want to get their Jim Kelly on, and make a Nollywood epic. It can be done. You ever seen a Nollywood movie? They’re all epic. They make Bollywood films seem terse.

It’s gonna rule. It’s gonna be the African Escape From New York. Except they’ll be escaping from Lagos….maybe going to New York….via JFK, probably. Then again, NY kinda sucks these days. Maybe I should Escape my ass up outta here for a minute. Hmm…where could I go?

Wait…I have an idea.