Avoid Columbus Georgia. The people there are racist rednecks who will kill you just as look at you straight. I LIVED there for 20+ years, and I HATED it! Nothing to do, nothing to see, and Columbus HATES teenagers by banning cruising! Columbus city officials closed all of the popular soldier hangouts (like the massage parlors and the lingerie shops), cleaned up the strip joints and basically ruined what was a good little Southern town. Columbus is no more than a military rathole, and I encourage you—-don’t even visit, much less live there! Bypass Columbus (and it’s rathole neighbor Phenix City, just across the muddy waters of the Chattahoochee) and head north to Atlanta, east to Savannah (don’t bother with Macon) or just bypass the state altogether if you can. Visit Tennessee, Florida or even my home here in TEXAS! THE SOUTHERN CHRISTIAN BIBLE BEATERS OWN THIS TOWN! DON’T GO THERE IF YOU’RE BLACK!

COLUMBUS GEORGIA—-ONE HELL OF A PLACE TO CALL HOME! (NOT!)