Look you guys. Every f$#king d%$m time I want to go to Mt. Ranier via 410, I have to pass through your traffic light infested hellhole. Every new season you guys sprout another crop of traffic lights and I hit every one of them! It takes 15 minutes to drive through your little two mile strip mall town. It is insane! How do you live with that crap!!! Ever WALK to a store!? ARG!!!!

Seriously. It was cute when your whole town thing was just a Wendy’s that had burgers and a bathroom but now you guys are out of hand. Stop with the damn traffic lights, okay!?