I was there during the Freemont Solstice festival last week. Great selection of beers, but be prepared to pay $9 for the more exotic ones.

For some reason a lot of people think I look gay. Random girl asks my friend Ethan if I am. He says no. She walks up to me and starts fully making out with me. Stunned, I just kind of stand there. She announces to everyone that I’m not gay and walks on.