If I wanted to eat in a place that smells like piss and mold, I’d eat at home! (rimshot)

Seriously. The food isn’t that good, the place is pretty dirty, and everything tastes kind of… wrong. There’s some sort of undefinable odor hanging out in there, and it’s rather unpleasant. I mean, even aside from the mold, and the piss smell coming from the restrooms.

They also hadn’t skinned the onion they used on my cheeseburger sufficiently—had strings of skin all through it and.. yuck.