Huge, garish, stupid, expensive, and not really that interesting. Remember that time you had a good time doing that one thing with that one friend, and it was like the best time of HIS life? Las Vegas is like him 20 years later. He’s fat, stinks, he’s constantly loud and talking, and all he ever wants to do is that one thing you did 20 years ago.

Can’t say I liked Vegas. I knew that going in.