The only soccer match I’ve been to in Europe was visiting here for a UEFA Cup tie in 1992. Fernando Hierro scored like three goals or something for el Madrid. I admit, I had to look up the result to recall if Torpedo scored 2 or 3.

I still claim RMCF as my favorite European club even though their status as the club with all the resources and prestige means they’re exactly the kind of sports team I generally can’t stand.