my sister used to work as a cook at the castle, I stayed with her once, she had a little flat in the basement of a house in the grounds, and I remember she opened a door in the sitting room which led to a maze of underground coridoors, and propped up against the wall was a plywood coffin.

Very Spooky, apprently they used it for funeral rehearsals…

Oh and apparently the dignataries always half-inched the cutlery…