I start with:

I live in this very area. And for that reason I won’t mince words. I want you, the people, to have the true tasty nugget of this little slice of earth.

And here it is:

There are many things in Brookhaven. So many things that you almost miss the geographical brilliance of your surroundings.

You guessed it, there are a downright TON of very accessible fast food establishments, all within in a very reasonable distance from your co-ordinates. And I’m talkin’ the heavy hitters. BK, MacDonalds, Wendy’s, Checker’s and yes, this list goes on.

Go forth and smile at people. And stuff the feedbag while you do it.

NOTE: All three of the men on the cover of that particular Time Magazine pictured now actually live in Brookhaven. The notoriety was fun for a while but since the Star Wars shoot, they’ve been laying low. It’s too crazy out there.

If you’re in town, look to the skies and you won’t see them, but they’re into the skies too, baby.