I haven’t been a water park fan since the last time I went to Raging Waters. I slipped on my way out of a catch pool, along with almost everyone else coming out of it. There was a slope that was pretty slippery (and of course wet) with a handrail that only went halfway up. My nieces’ hands and ribs got cut up, and my hands and knee were bleeding. So we call the lifeguard, who gets a first aid person out. They were good about cleaning and patching it up, but never asked my name, never did any kind of paperwork, and the lifeguard said to her supervisor in front of me “yeah, people slip there all the time, I slipped earlier today.” As a pool manager myself, I thought they were being very lax about safety.

But if it wasn’t for that, the park is pretty cool…