I like the cites in Texas. I just don’t like all the damn space between them. I got two tickets within a 24-hour period when driving through there a few years ago. The terrain scrolls by so slowly, you can drive a hundred miles an hour and it looks like you’re sitting still.

Unfortunately, the only time I ever get back is on a layover in DFW or Houston. Maybe I’ll schedule a real trip back to Dallas at some point.