i’m only in new york about 4 months out of the year… so i’m not really a new yorker, but i’ve sort of developed a bad attitude about men from spending time there.

as a friend from new york once said, “i can’t get a man in this city. all my dream men are dating other men.”

there you have it. if you’re good looking and clean, chances are we’ll assume you’re gay. or just too good to be true.