Straha
Los Angeles

Why I want to go to this place

To meet Santa, of course.

Actually, while working as a librarian for Special Collections (at a major university whose name you would know if I chose to reveal it) I ran across some journals and letters from the late 1800s. Everything was in (sloppy handwritten) Norwegian, but after hours of translation I had a decent translation.

They confirm the existence of Santa’s Workshop, complete with elves, reindeer, and toys. It also confirms that major world governments (mainly the British Empire) shield/protect Father Christmas’ existence.

More to follow.


Comments:

JacktheRaccoon
Santa Cruz Mountains

I is interested in your findings cause I had a question for santa on account of an ugly sweater he done got me for christmas in 1976. Does santa read the catalogs to know the fashions cuz he way off there. I is angry and liked to speak with him qiuickly.

Straha
Los Angeles

"gifts most foul"

It is on my list of things to know!