Straha
Los Angeles

Why I want to go to this place

To meet Santa, of course.

Actually, while working as a librarian for Special Collections (at a major university whose name you would know if I chose to reveal it) I ran across some journals and letters from the late 1800s. Everything was in (sloppy handwritten) Norwegian, but after hours of translation I had a decent translation.

They confirm the existence of Santa’s Workshop, complete with elves, reindeer, and toys. It also confirms that major world governments (mainly the British Empire) shield/protect Father Christmas’ existence.

More to follow.


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Straha
Los Angeles

"activity"

Today is December 5, and well-placed sources inform me North Pole activity is heating up.

Satellite photos (funneled to me through a highly placed friend in the government) confirm movement. A really blurry pictures shows what appears to be a sleigh.

More to follow.